Funny Australia Day Messages 2025 for Best Friend

Australia Day is the perfect time to celebrate all the things that make this country so unique and wonderful—like our love for barbecues, beaches, and a good laugh! And who better to share this special day with than your best mate? If you’re looking for funny, lighthearted Australia Day messages to send to your best friend in 2025, you’ve found the ultimate collection.

Funny Australia Day Messages for Your Best Friend

The Classic Aussie Banter

1. “Oi, mate! Are you Aussie enough to skip work tomorrow and hit the beach with a sausage sizzle in hand?”
2. “Happy Australia Day, legend. Don’t forget—you’re shouting next round of Vegemite toast, yeah?”
3. “Crack open a cold one, mate. Australia Day is here, and so is my need for your poorly thrown backyard cricket skills.”
4. “Hope your Australia Day is as epic as a kangaroo in full flight while dodging magpies!”
5. “Cheers to being Australian! Now pass me the lamingtons and meat pies before I rethink this friendship.”

For the BBQ Enthusiast

6. “Australia Day BBQ checklist, mate—beer, snags, and your absolutely burnt contribution to the grill!”
7. “If you don’t bring sauce to the BBQ today, can we even call it a friendship?”
8. “Happy Australia Day! May your sausages be perfectly charred and your beers icy cold.”
9. “Here’s to another Australia Day of you ruining the barbie—tradition’s alive and well!”
10. “Wishing you a snag-filled Australia Day! And don’t forget—real mates share their onions on top.”

Beach Vibes and Sunshine Jokes

11. “Hope your Australia Day is as bright as Bondi Beach and as relaxing as a nap in the shade!”
12. “Don’t forget sunscreen, mate—unless you’re planning to look like a tomato tonight!”
13. “It’s not a real Australia Day until you’ve been dunked by the ocean or tackled by a wayward beach ball.”
14. “If you don’t bury me in the sand today, are we really best mates?”
15. “Happy Australia Day! May your thongs stay intact and your paddleboarding attempts remain laughter-free.”

Laughing at Aussie Traditions

16. “On this sacred day, we reflect on the most Aussie traditions of all time—like Vegemite wars and arguing about who’ll man the barbie.”
17. “Here’s to hoping you avoid a koala dropbear today, mate. Those buggers have been feisty this year!”
18. “Sending you Australia Day vibes so strong you’ll be humming the ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie’ chant for days.”
19. “Don’t worry, mate—today we can eat all the lamingtons guilt-free under the guise of ‘patriotism.’”
20. “Another Australia Day, another chance to argue about the correct lamington-to-pavlova-to-pie ratio. Happy feasting!”

Joke Messages for Beer-Loving Besties

21. “Have a frothy one on me today, mate. Or seven. Who’s counting?”
22. “Here’s to cracking open a tinny and celebrating the best friendship down under.”
23. “May your Australia Day be full of beers so light they float and company as solid as me!”
24. “Budgie smugglers optional, but beer mandatory. Don’t you dare rock up empty-handed!”
25. “Happy Australia Day! May your esky always stay full and your favorite beer always stay cold.”

Kangaroos and Koalas Galore

26. “If I don’t catch you trying to ride a kangaroo today, I’ll be severely disappointed!”
27. “Cheers to all that makes us Australian—yes, mate, this includes your dodgy kangaroo impression!”
28. “Here’s wishing you shakes with no snakes, roads with no roos, and trees with non-aggressive koalas this Australia Day.”
29. “Hope your day’s as iconic as Skippy and your friendship as reliable as a roadside servo!”
30. “Be more koala today, mate—relaxed, slightly sleepy, and munching on snacks.”

Patriotism with a Side of Humor

31. “If being Aussie was a competition, you’d come second. After me, of course. Happy Australia Day, mate!”
32. “Cheers to the luckiest country on earth. Also, cheers for you pretending to know every word of the national anthem.”
33. “Happy Australia Day! Don’t cry when the pub’s packed—it’s just Australian tradition at work.”
34. “You bring the patriotism, and I’ll bring the lamingtons. Together, we’ll make Australia proud!”
35. “Here’s a true blue Australia Day toast—‘To mateship, meat pies, and saying ‘yeah nah’ too much!”

Lighthearted Friendship Messages

36. “To the mate who’s always there, even when I embarrass myself—I couldn’t think of anyone else to share this Aussie holiday with.”
37. “Cheers to another Australia Day of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories with you!”
38. “Happy Australia Day! Today and every day, I’m grateful to have you in my life…even if you do nick the last sausage roll!”
39. “You’re the lamington to my Vegemite toast—oddly perfect. Happy Australia Day!”
40. “Thanks for being my partner-in-crime, co-barbeque-burner, and all-around legend, mate. Love ya heaps!”

Outrageously Silly Messages

41. “Here’s hoping your Australia Day is more successful than my last attempt at backyard cricket!”
42. “Happy Australia Day! If anyone dares to say snags are overrated, ditch ’em. Not you, though. Never you.”
43. “Here’s to an Australia Day filled with zero dropbear attacks and maximum meat pies!”
44. “If you steal any of my lamingtons today, prepare for war. You’ve been warned!”
45. “This Australia Day, don’t ask me to throw you a snag unless you REALLY trust my aim!”

Bonus Random Gems

46. “Happy Australia Day! Don’t forget to practice the entire Hottest 100 playlist for our karaoke session later!”
47. “Don’t worry, mate—I’ve reserved the bad jokes and burnt snags just for you!”
48. “Hope your day’s as topsy-turvy as a kangaroo at a kid’s playground. Good luck keeping up.”
49. “Mate, you’d better save me a lamington. Don’t make me hunt you down!”
50. “Another Australia Day, another opportunity to horrify tourists by eating Vegemite straight from the jar!”